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That's right motherfuckers, Unicorns do exist! They are currently wiping out all of humankind in Florence, Italy. Dangerous or not I'm moving.

Is it just me or is the media hype and public bitching about the recent tiger attack absolutely r-r-r-retarded? You're taken out of your natural habitat at birth and expected to live a life of constant gawkery and pestering from a species that you could effortlessly dispose of out in the wild? "Oh my God, it happened on CHRISTMAS DAY!" I think it's only fair to say boo-fuckin'-hoo.

Rest easy Tatiana.

This kid comes into the shop quite a bit. The other day he came in sporting this shirt. It seemed kind of weird because he's probably like 13 years old. I asked him where he got it and he said "My Auntie". Rad.