J. Boyd's blog

How is a person supposed to get a decent start to the day when they're faced with a subliminal "fuck off, you may as well just give up and go back to bed loser" first thing in the morning? I could just be over thinking things but tell me the oranges don't look like they just wandered into an ambush set up by the green and are about to get the snot beat out of them. You wouldn't think it would be that hard to make the same amount of colors and equally distribute them. Come to think of it I'm not even sure if the green ones taste any different than the orange? I guess this is what a grown man gets for eating food meant for children.

Is it just me or is the media hype and public bitching about the recent tiger attack absolutely r-r-r-retarded? You're taken out of your natural habitat at birth and expected to live a life of constant gawkery and pestering from a species that you could effortlessly dispose of out in the wild? "Oh my God, it happened on CHRISTMAS DAY!" I think it's only fair to say boo-fuckin'-hoo.

Rest easy Tatiana.

This is about a month old but it's awesome. The print you see to the left is one of the latest pieces of evidence in support of the existence of Bigfoot. Even better when it was found they estimated it to be only a few hours old. Don't be fooled either as this shit isn't all Harry and the Hendersons. Eyewitness say that first you'll experience a horrible, sickening odor usually followed up by the casting of rocks, beating on trees and heavy grunting. Although a huge fan of the hairy brut and his myth I gotta admit that if I seen it in person I would seriously shit my pants and probably faint.

This kid comes into the shop quite a bit. The other day he came in sporting this shirt. It seemed kind of weird because he's probably like 13 years old. I asked him where he got it and he said "My Auntie". Rad.