Newsplat!

 

Yes sir, Grenade done fell victim to the "our logo could sell anything!" train of thought. Nothing like a good case of the narcissims to bum a dude out. But it worked for World Industries, didn't it? Be sure to check out the Interviews page for a very special guest. Some new Reviews courtesy of the Diablo Snow Fox will be up this weekend as well, so keep checking back.

You may have noticed we're missing some photos to correspond with their news and/or interviews. You have Martin to thank over there for spitting his Diet Squirt all over the mainframe after busting out laughing when we told him Volcom was making a limited (ooohhhh!) run of snowboards again this year (see DC). He's working on it so hang in there.

Rome and that one skate company that used to matter have teamed up on a boot meant to take the wind out of Nike's sails. Makes almost as much sense as selling a "Corporate Snowboarding Still Sucks" shirt at the mall. Famous Stars and Strap on Dildos is said to be getting into the game which is about as exciting as a kick in the balls. Finger on da Trigga's "Familia" could quite possibly have the worst intro in the history of snowboard videos. Holden has successfully escaped from K2 and is flying solo under the menacing eye of Mikey LeBlanc and company.

Pro Shreds will once again find themselves nervously logging in as it was just announced that Yobeat is back. Of course we like to think a certain interview may have had something to with it. Either or, welcome back ladies.

 

In a random act of retardation ESPN has filed a lawsuit against Quicksilver for it's use of the letter "X" on it's clothing and wetsuits citing that the symbol is "confusingly similar" to their X-Games logo. I think the real losers here are the makers of moonshine.

What have we become? Exactly what we hated most - asshole jerks that never update their site. Sorry about that, just a slight case of burnout and boredom. Just give us another week or so to dig through the trash and come up with some good garbage worthy of a posting. To burn up your time until then, we encourage you to search out the whereabouts and current situation of the woman above. Any findings can be directed to our CrySpace.

 

As if getting TJ all hot and bothered wasn't enough, the original Diablo Snow Fox will now be contributing to the effort with a review column of her very own. Get popped!

The Management would like to kindly remind you that "we don't care who the fuck you ride for, everybody pays."

It's about that time for shred companies to start scrappin' for your attention. Check out the latest teasers from the Grenerds and the JP ditchers below. All I will say on the subject of the Forum flick is that if we're shelling out $30 we better see more than two tricks from Peter Line this time around.

 

We don't hype events to often but when it involves boards, beers, babes and blunts what's a site to do? And $50 hotel rooms? Don't forget the rubbers.