Perverts prefer Eesa.

All I gotta say is, what took so long?

As apparent as it is that money talks, it's equally obvious that sex sells. You can't really go wrong with it either because everyone likes screwing. Dogs, goats, cats, chipmunks, butterflies, unicorns and human beings all enjoy nailing and/or getting nailed. Not only does it stimulate the senses and relieve stress but it can do wonders for making you forget about that worthless asshole (or cunt) that you married that's sitting at home waiting to collect on your next paycheck. Really the only surprise regarding the handy tool known as sex is that more companies don't use it. Who cares if Dawn "cuts away the grease"? I'm more apt to listen if I know I'm saving a couple bucks and and getting a product that not only does a kick ass job on the kitchen cutlery but also serves an all purpose super lubricant for those intimate moments.

Surprisingly enough, this tactic has been largely ignored in our wild world of "action sports". One would think that with all the energy supplements being pumped through this dump, folks would be prone to an arousal of epic proportions. Instead, we're put to sleep with fables of cutting edge technology and tips to improve your style. Well, rest easy my friends because help has arrived in the form of Eesa who knows that only style worth improving is your doggie style. Socks as well as luxurious first layer tops and bottoms make up the majority of the line with a rag or two thrown in for that "sorry bout that - here you can use this" situation you may encounter from time to time. Better yet, drop them a line and chances are that they'll supply you with a couple of doozies that may just help you find your way around them bases a whole lot faster, albeit a little tipsy.

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