Rachel's Reviews: Bluebird Wax

I love Bluebird wax. That's the way it's been since day one - golden.
I also love MFM. So much in fact that I looked up his home address so I could mail him a few locks of hair and a vile o' blood, which is TOTALLY beside the point. Anyway, when I heard Bluebird made wax that boasted even more control and longer-last in all temps, I probably could have pooped. But everyone knows girls don't poop. Then the news came that it was endorsed by Marc Frank and I was sold. You should probably check this stuff out. Just look for the package with a sexy lady on it, all bent-over style, in a thong. If that doesn't scream Montoya, I don't know what would. Ahem.

IT SMELLS LIKE CHOCOLATE. Enjoy.

*Rachel pinup photo courtesy of Abby Goodell